Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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