Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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