It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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