Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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