She announced her abortion via fbk
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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