I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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