there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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