i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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