Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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