sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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