Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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