YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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