So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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