I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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