Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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