Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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