Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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