A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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