Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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