i think i have herpe
just one?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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