so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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