I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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