is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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