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go home
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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