so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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