mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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