You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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