id be glad to
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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