but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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