we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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