I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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