Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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