I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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