THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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