I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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