He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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