just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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