Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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