That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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