How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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