so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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