Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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