Fuck appropriateness.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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