He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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