carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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