New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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