Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I love you. Go after that dick
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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