If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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