I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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