'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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